妙問妙答

(大頭B與病媽)

Ball: 我鐘意阿婆, 唔鐘意阿公

Ma: 點解呀? 阿公好錫你呀!

Ball: 唔鐘意阿公, 阿公成日Angry Face (扮嬲!)

Ma: 咁係你自己曳啫

Ball唱歌: 有隻有隻跌落水, 跌落水, 跌落水

有隻有隻跌落水, 有隻有隻

Ma: 喂, 唱錯左呀, 邊個教你o架

Ball: 阿公係咁唱o架...

Ma: 你亂泊車, 唔得喎, 要叫警察!!

Ball: (作狀俾錢我): 20蚊, 罰錢, 泊一陣

Ball: 喂, 媽媽, 溂尿, 發脾氣

Ma: 點解呀, 做咩咁曳呀

Ball: 打爛左玩具呀, 拜拜!

Ma: 吓....?? (已掛線) 

[食飯中]

Ball: 爸爸, 我要攞錢

Ba: 點解呀?

Ball: 食完啦, 要返屋企瞓覺 

(意即快d俾錢走啦!!)

Ma: Ball, 你喺學校係唔係自己食點心呀?

Ball: 係呀

Ma: 咁你係唔係會食哂所以點心呀?

Ball: 係呀

Ma: 咁點解你喺屋企唔係咁既? 你蝦我呀?

Ball: 係呀

[每日瞓醒]

Ball: 太陽伯伯出黎啦, 瞓完啦

(有時5,6點天未光佢都係咁講..)

[每日食晚飯]

Ball: 太陽伯伯走左啦, 食完要瞓覺啦

(食完, 又話要玩一陣..)